Prison VS Work - Funny Workplace Jokes - Funny Jokes


Prison VS Work - Funny Workplace Jokes - Funny Jokes

IN PRISON...you spend most of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks\locks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you carry around a security card and open them yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers.
AT WORK...they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend your life looking through bars wanting to get
out.
AT WORK...you spend your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Prison VS Work - Funny Workplace Jokes - Funny Jokes