11 Husbands - Funny Marriage Jokes - Funny Jokes

11 Husbands - Funny Marriage Jokes - Funny Jokes

A young man married a beautiful woman who had divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've
been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling
me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software ; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and
get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the
system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had
the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design
a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he
was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk
about it.

Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was .
God, I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm gonna

11 Husbands - Funny Marriage Jokes - Funny Jokes