All in a Hairy Day - Funny Man Vs Woman Jokes


All in a Hairy Day - Funny Man Vs Woman Jokes - Funny Jokes


Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the
mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman1: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut
like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with
this stuff I think.
Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you
could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I
think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would
accent my long neck.
Woman1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything
to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder
line.
Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your
shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms
see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes
to fit me so much easier.

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yeah.

All in a Hairy Day - Funny Man Vs Woman Jokes - Funny Jokes