Bewafa - Funny Jokes
Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!
"We got divorced over religious differences," said the cute blonde. "Oh, really?" answered her friend. "Yeah. He thought he was God and I didn't!"
Winston Churchill was at a swanky state dinner, seated beside a snooty member of the British aristocracy, and drinking more and more. Finally, Madame looked down her nose at him and sneered, "You, sir, are drunk!" "And you, ma'am, are ugly. But tomorrow morning, when we wake up, I'll be sober!"
Bewafa - Funny Jokes
