First day in Med college - Funny Jokes


First day in Med college - Funny Jokes


First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy

class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the

surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor

started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to

have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be

disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the

Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the

corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and

do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out,

hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a

finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told

them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my

Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger.... Now learn to pay

attention."


First day in Med college - Funny Jokes