First day in Med college - Funny Jokes
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to
have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the
Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the
corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and
do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told
them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger.... Now learn to pay
attention."
First day in Med college - Funny Jokes
