I am what u made me - Funny Jokes


I am what u made me - Funny Jokes


He grabbed me by my slender neck;
I could not even scream.
He dragged me to a dingy room,
where we could not be seen.

He stripped me of my flimsy wrap
and gazed upon my form.
I was cold, damp and scared
while he was sweaty and warm.

He pressed his feverish lips to mine;
I could not make him stop.
He drained me of my very self,
taking every drop.

He made me what I am today.
That's why you see me here.
An empty bottle thrown away,
that once was full of beer.

I am what u made me - Funny Jokes