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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room when he said, "Just so you know, dear, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine, and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, I want you to pull the plug."
So his wife unplugged the TV and dumped out his beer!
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