Responses to pick up lines - Funny Man Vs Woman Jokes - Funny Jokes
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Responses to pick up lines - Funny Man Vs Woman Jokes - Funny Jokes
