Right Women
"I'm gonna get a divorce, Bill. My wife hasn't spoken with me in months!" Bill considered this news before replying, "Are you sure, Jack? Women like that are hard to find!"
"Mom! I think I've met the girl of my dreams. What do I do?" His mother replied, "Why not send her flowers and invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?" "Good idea." A week later, his mother called him to see how it went. "I was totally humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." "What's wrong with that?" asked his mother. "That's a wonderful gesture." He replied, "But we hadn't started eating yet!"
