Things you will never hear a man say - Funny Jokes


Things you will never hear a man say.


# I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

# I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

# Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

# I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.

# No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.

# Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.

# I understand.

# This movie has too much nudity.

# Damn, we're late for church.

# No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.

# Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

# Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!
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