Things you will never hear a man say.
# I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
# I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
# Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
# I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
# No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
# Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.
# I understand.
# This movie has too much nudity.
# Damn, we're late for church.
# No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.
# Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
# Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!
