Useful Acronyms - Funny Jokes
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
ISDN:It Still Does Nothing
APPLE:Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI:System Can't See It
DOS:Defective Operating System
BASIC:Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM:I Blame Microsoft
DEC:Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM:Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2:Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW:World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH:Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM:Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of
Mathematics
COBOL:Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA:A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP:Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS:Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS:Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO:Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT:Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for)
Fools (&) Teenagers.
Useful Acronyms - Funny Jokes
