Value our veterans - Funny Jokes
SENIORS are more valuable than any
of the younger generations:
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet.
And . . .
We are loaded with natural gas.
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HUSBAND: Leave me alone!
WIFE: It won't take long.
HUSBAND: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
WIFE: I can't sleep without it.
HUSBAND: Why do you think of things like this
in the middle of the night?
WIFE: Because I'm Hot.
HUSBAND: You get hot at the damnedest times.
WIFE: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
HUSBAND: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
HUSBAND: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
WIFE: (Sob-Sob)
HUSBAND: Alright, I'll do it.
WIFE: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
HUSBAND: I can't find it.
WIFE: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
HUSBAND: There! Are you satisfied?
WIFE: Oh, yes, honey.
HUSBAND: Is it up far enough?
WIFE: Oh, that's fine.
HUSBAND: Now go to sleep and from now on
when you want the window open, do it yourself.
Value our veterans - Funny Jokes
