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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life." The child thought about this for a moment. "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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Cheap cruise travel - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
Cheap cruise travel - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"
So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Somehow drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks,
"Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde replies,"They didn't last year...."
Cheap cruise travel - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"
So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Somehow drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks,
"Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde replies,"They didn't last year...."
Cheap cruise travel - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
Shrink - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
Shrink - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
After several unsuccessful advances, the bachelor asked his blonde and alluring but standoffish date "Do you shrink from making love?"
"If I did," she sighed, "I'd be a midget."
Shrink - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
After several unsuccessful advances, the bachelor asked his blonde and alluring but standoffish date "Do you shrink from making love?"
"If I did," she sighed, "I'd be a midget."
Shrink - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
Swearing Blonde - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
Swearing Blonde - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
A man heard his blonde girlfriend screaming at a soda machine: "You dumb button!" "You're ugly!" "You have no future!" "You'll be replaced by a better-looking button!" He ran over to her and asked, "What are you doing?" She pointed to a sign on the front of the machine: "Depress Button For Ice."
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A man heard his blonde girlfriend screaming at a soda machine: "You dumb button!" "You're ugly!" "You have no future!" "You'll be replaced by a better-looking button!" He ran over to her and asked, "What are you doing?" She pointed to a sign on the front of the machine: "Depress Button For Ice."
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Freeing the lobsters - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
Freeing the lobsters - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
One evening a blonde went to seafood restaurant for dinner. When she saw the tank where they kept the lobsters she asked a waiter, "Why are those creatures in that tank?"
"They are the lobsters we serve our customers!" answered the waiter.
"You mean you're going to kill them," said the blonde.
"Absolutely, " said the waiter.
The blonde was so upset that she immediately exited the restaurant, drove to a nearby convenience store, purchased hefty bags and returned to the restaurant to accomplish her covert mission. Taking pity on the poor creatures, she waited until the moment was right, and snatched all of the lobsters from the tank, threw them in the bag, and hightailed it out of the restaurant. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free!
Freeing the lobsters - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
One evening a blonde went to seafood restaurant for dinner. When she saw the tank where they kept the lobsters she asked a waiter, "Why are those creatures in that tank?"
"They are the lobsters we serve our customers!" answered the waiter.
"You mean you're going to kill them," said the blonde.
"Absolutely, " said the waiter.
The blonde was so upset that she immediately exited the restaurant, drove to a nearby convenience store, purchased hefty bags and returned to the restaurant to accomplish her covert mission. Taking pity on the poor creatures, she waited until the moment was right, and snatched all of the lobsters from the tank, threw them in the bag, and hightailed it out of the restaurant. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free!
Freeing the lobsters - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
Waiting for the bus - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
Waiting for the bus - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
Sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!"
Waiting for the bus - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
Sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!"
Waiting for the bus - Funny Blonde Jokes - Funny Jokes
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Funny Blonde Jokes
Wedding Dress
Cheap cruise travel
Shrink
Swearing Blonde
Freeing the lobsters
Waiting for the bus
Bird seed
Baseball
Funny Blonde Jokes
Bird seed - Blonde Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes
Bird seed - Blonde Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes
A blonde asked the pet store sales clerk for help. "I want some bird seed," she said. The clerk asked, "For which kind of bird?" She replied, "Whichever will grow the fastest!"
Bird seed - Blonde Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes
A blonde asked the pet store sales clerk for help. "I want some bird seed," she said. The clerk asked, "For which kind of bird?" She replied, "Whichever will grow the fastest!"
Bird seed - Blonde Funny Jokes - Funny Jokes
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