Computer Acronyms - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
ISDN:It Still Does Nothing
APPLE:Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI:System Can't See It
DOS:Defective Operating System
BASIC:Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM:I Blame Microsoft
DEC:Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM:Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2:Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW:World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH:Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM:Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of
Mathematics
COBOL:Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA:A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP:Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS:Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS:Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO:Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT:Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for)
Fools (&) Teenagers.
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Tech Support - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
Tech Support - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
Tech Support - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
Tech Support - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
Frust software - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
Frust software - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop
programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a
river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the
Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and
fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood
(the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.
The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one
month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack
of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him
all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked
her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers
before bringing up my own?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid
donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the
Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!". So saying, she disappeared
with the Pentium!!
Frust software - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop
programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a
river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the
Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and
fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood
(the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.
The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one
month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack
of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him
all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked
her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers
before bringing up my own?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid
donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the
Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!". So saying, she disappeared
with the Pentium!!
Frust software - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
A car hit - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
A car hit - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
A car hit a software developer. After the paramedics loaded him into the ambulance, one asked him, "Are you comfortable?" The man replied weakly, "I make a nice living."
A car hit - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
A car hit a software developer. After the paramedics loaded him into the ambulance, one asked him, "Are you comfortable?" The man replied weakly, "I make a nice living."
A car hit - Funny Geek Jokes - Funny Jokes
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